They say it’s 100% organic, unprocessed, and sustainable… but if you know, you know.
This tee is a darkly humorous nod to the 1973 sci-fi classic Soylent Green, where the world’s favorite green food source hides a horrifying secret. Wear it, and only true movie fans will catch the punchline. The rest? They’ll just think you’re into eco-friendly snacks.
Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed fit that’s perfect for movie nights, conventions, or everyday wear. The print stays crisp wash after wash, so your favorite dystopian joke never fades.
Whether you’re a die-hard sci-fi fan, a lover of dark humor, or just want a shirt that sparks conversations—this one’s for you.
Product Info:
Material: 100% Cotton
Craft: Direct To Garment Digital Printing
Features: Super Soft, Pre-Shrunk
Washing Instructions: Hand/ Machine wash cold, Do not dry clean.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Bust(1/2) |
Length |
| inch |
cm |
inch |
cm |
| S |
18.1 |
46 |
26.8 |
68.1 |
| M |
20.1 |
51 |
27.9 |
70.9 |
| L |
22 |
56 |
29.1 |
73.9 |
| XL |
24 |
61 |
30.3 |
77 |
| 2XL |
26 |
66 |
31.5 |
80 |
| 3XL |
28 |
71 |
32.7 |
83 |
| 4XL |
29.9 |
76 |
33.9 |
86 |
| 5XL |
31.9 |
81 |
35 |
89 |
